After some long thought and thorough research I have compiled a list of the 3 key pieces of information that the female gender (including gays), need to understand the male gender.
If you are wondering how I came about this valuable information, then wonder no more. Through my own knowledge of being a male, detailed observation over the span of almost 15 years, and numerous hours listening to other honorable experts also known as stand-up comics. In this very scientific research many conclusions were drawn, but only 3 prevailed.
1. Every male will take every opportunity possible to torment and make fun of his friends and other guys for bad judgement/decision-making. Example; His best friend got so hammered he banged a fat chick the night before. Another popular favorite is calling them gay for doing something in the least masculine way.
2. Every male will has the notion in his head that he must compete with every other male on the planet. Even the most meager actions will create a life threatening level of competition. The other day my buddy stated verbatim "I can't let this guy out order me."
3. Last, and probably the most important for females to understand is the thought process of a man's brain. 98% of a man's thoughts throughout the day consist of sexual thoughts ranging from how attractive a female might be, all the way to sexual acts, fantasies, and so-called new moves or tips that make him a "god" in bed.
For all of you who have read this please use this information wisely. Next time there is a conflict with someone from the male gender take this knowledge into consideration to help you understand the opposing party.
